SHOCKING REVELATION IN BRETT FAVRE SAGA!

“Mike and I both agreed last night that me being out there is a distraction and will continue to be a distraction” Wow Brett. Wow. You’ve been on my TV screen non-stop for like, two months, and you and Mike McCarthy agreed last night (august 6) that you were a distraction to the team. How long did it take you guys to come up with that schocking conclusion?

Mike McCarthy: Wow, sold out crown for training camp.

Brett Favre: Yeah, looks like we got a good fan base this year.

Mike McCarthy: Yeah, could be. Or they could be here for Kabeer’s new haircut.

Brett Favre: Yeah I saw that. It looks great.

Mike McCarthy: Hey, how come they’ve got signs?

Brett Favre: “Come Back Brett” Man, that must be a lot of pressure for that kid.

Mike McCarthy: (yelling to crowd)  He’ll be back in a minute. He had to refill the cups.

Brett Favre: Poor kid. Totally snubbed for Rookie Waterboy of the Year last year.

Mike McCarthy: Hey wait. You’re last name is F-A-V-R-E, right?

Brett Favre: Uhhh, yeah. Why?

Mike McCarthy: That sign has your name on it.

Brett Favre: I reckon it does. I’ve got to get out of here. Where could I go?

Mike McCarthy:  Uhh, Tampa, the Jets?

Brett Favre: OK, sounds good.

Mike McCarthy: Brett, you are a distracting figure to this football team.

Brett Favre: Would you agree that me being out there is a distraction and will continue to be a distraction?

Mike McCarthy: Yeah sure. Get the hell out of here.

Brett Favre: All right, but don’t tell anyone.

Mike McCarthy: I swear.